parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt

Ever meet a guy and think of what a great father he would be in the future? I have. It was only towards one guy, everyone else I know can’t even take care of themselves.

I miss my old cuny community college.

"I am selfish, private and easily bored. Will this be a problem?"

Neil Gaiman (via allegorys)

(Source: paigeypaige19, via thefuckinrealest)

Saw the most beautiful white boy ever today in the train station and I had a hard time trying not to look.

So I went to my sister’s all girl college and on the billboards there was a question asking “what are you looking forward to this year?” Some girl put “becoming the next Beyoncé” and another bitch puts “not having my mom find my condoms.”

I got to stop saying the word vagina.


“I had a weird, empty feeling inside me. Not a bad sort of empty. It was a sort of lack of sensation, like being in pain for a long time and then suddenly realizing that you’re not anymore.”

— Maggie Stiefvater

(Source: larmoyante)